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Monday, March 31, 2008



So, Madden 09 on August 12. Time to get way too excited and set myself up for disappointment! This is my favorite tradition of the year.

Apparently there's a 20th anniversary edition that includes NFL Head Coach 09 and a bunch of other bullshit. Sounds great, right? Wrong! Guess how much this costs? 89.99! And that's American, so I'm sure they'll jack it up another five bucks up here. I'm not going to call it highway robbery, because you do get two games. Expressway robbery? Freeway robbery maybe? Either way, I probably won't buy Madden first day, maybe not at all if it doesn't impress me.

23 comments:

Wally MS said...

Bullshit. When was the last year you did not buy a Madden? You would suck his cock just to get more Madden. I will bet you a 360 game of your choice that you will end up buying Madden 09.

The Manute Bol Experience said...

Deal. Make it Madden.

Clock Cleaner said...

Caught in your own trap! Genius!

The Manute Bol Experience said...

One question? How long do I have to hold off? Do I just have to hold off for the first day? Obviously not, but if I have to wait several months I wouldn't even want it.

Inbred Nation said...

That's awesome...you owe him Madden 09. I'd say the second day it's out because you said first day in the post.

Nazi Synthesizer said...

Hahaha what fucking dipshit!

seriously though...game looks awesome

even if its the same as last year...with updated rosters, im going to buy it

The Manute Bol Experience said...

I know I'm going to buy it too, even if it's just a roster update. But I like to think I won't, like I'm going to stick it to the man or something.

Wally MS said...

You said not at all in your post. I want to see if you truly are a man of his word or you are simply a fool who has verbal diarrhoea.

I'm going to put the limit at one year, until the next one comes out. To fill any loopholes:
1. You cannot own Madden 09 at all, in any form, on any console, PC, mobile device, or hand held game system (Gameboy, PSP, Nintendo DS, or any others).
2. Madden 09 cannot be gifted to you, you cannot ask for it as a gift, it cannot be donated to you, purchased for you by another person.
3. You cannot receive the game in exchange for for sexual favours [because i think you will be that desperate].
4. You cannot steal Madden 09 or have someone steal it for you.
5. I will allow you to rent Madden 09 one (1) time, but it must be returned by the due date, and I must see the receipt.
5A. You cannot rent Madden 09, keep it for an extended amount of time then return it.
5B. Madden 09 can only be rented one(1) time from only one(1) establishement.
5C. You cannot rent Madden 09 one time from multiple locations.
6. Madden 09 cannot be rented for you.
7. Madden 09 can not be
"accidently" left at your house.
8. You cannot borrow Madden 09.
9.You also cannot own NFL Head Coach 09 because it is affiliated with Madden 09.

The whole idea of this it to in place restrictions on how often you can play Madden 09, therefore forcing you to crack and buy Madden 09. If you somehow manage to last one(1) full year without possessing, it will still be entertaining to watch you suffer.

At the end of said one(1) year period, should you not buy Madden 09, nor have it in your possession longer than the given rental period, I WallyMS, hereby declare I will purchase one(1) XBOX 360 game of your choice*.

However should you fail to comply to any of the above conditions, you will have to buy me a XBOX 360 game of my choice*.

*The game must not be over 59.99 before taxes. (i.e. Regular games only. No Bundles[i.e.Rock Band, Guitar Hero] or Special Edition games.

Those are the conditional conditions. Since the game does not come out until I am back, we can iron out the details and then have a signed agreement. I want this thing as legitimate as possible because I have a feeling you yahoos are going to try to undermine me as much as possible, just to see me fail. I therefore want to make this agreement as airtight as possible. Too much is at stake.

Clock Cleaner said...

HAHA Jesus H...don't you have anything better do?

That was completely pointless, he's going to buy it anyway.

The Manute Bol Experience said...

You realize I was not serious about this right? Even if I was, a year is way too long.

Wally MS said...

Well it looks like you have verbal diarrhoea. And are a pussy. Anyone else want to take this or any other similar bet? Now that I spent all that time to make rules I don't really want to see them go to waste.
My special thanks to the Government of Canada for paying me to make that ridiculously long post.

Clock Cleaner said...

I'll take it. I will hereby not buy Call of Duty 2 for exactly one year. Starting....now.

Nazi Synthesizer said...

haha dude...thats not how you spell diarrhea.

fucker did it twice.

Wally MS said...

fuck you on the COD2, it has to be a game you are addicted too like MBE is to Madden. And as for diarrhoea, that is how Microsoft Word says it is spelled. A quick check to dictionary.com states that is incorrect. In word it says diarrhea is wrong, even though if you look it up on their dictionary it is right and it cant find an entry for diarrhoea. So don't kill the messenger, kill Microsoft.

The Manute Bol Experience said...

Riley is more addicted to Madden than I am. I think he probably put in upwards of 500 hours this year. Remember how bad he was when 08 first came out? Now he's a Madden Challenge champ. So don't tell me I'm addicted. Jerk

Wally MS said...

Just because don't play it as often as Riley does not mean you are not addicted. And no I don't remember how bad he was because, he probably still kicked my ass. I will never understand Madden, or why it is so appealing. But I may enter next years madden challenge just for shits and giggles. I could use a new shirt.

Clock Cleaner said...

They don't give out shirts for last place.

Wally MS said...

yes they do. They give shirts just for trying. Seeing how thats what I am basically good at, I'm golden.

Nazi Synthesizer said...

Haha I just imagined Marc naked and painted gold...so wrong.

Wally MS said...

Damn that is a sexy, sexy image. That is definetely one for the memory bank.

Any of you guys going to participate in the Grifball games this weekend?

Anonymous said...

grifball?

Anonymous said...

im not going to grif your balls marc...nice try

Wally MS said...

You are missing out then.