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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Rogers Commercials Suck Ass

For the love of God...

There is no possible way that Rogers commercials could get worse. I know we've discussed this many times, but really...it can't be emphasized enough. These ads are mind-numbingly retarded. The fucking idiots in marketing are utter failures. What the fuck are they thinking? I can imagine their meetings.

Idiot 1: Alright guys, time to crap out a new ad. Any ideas?

Idiot 2: Mmmm...I don't know. Maybe some gay buttsex will help us think.

Idiot 3: Yeah, gay buttsex.

(gay buttsex)

Idiot 1: Alright, what do we got?

Idiot 2: ...

Idiot 3: ...

Idiot 1: More buttsex?

What a bunch of donkeys.

This fairly new ad features, as usual, the infamous "Five Fucking Faggoteers" of Rogers' previous commercials. Presumably driving either to or from a trip to the mountains. One of the girls takes a picture of the driver, then procedes to mention to the group how she'll post it on facebook and that people will laugh at it, then post on her wall, thereby making her laugh.

Analysis: Alright, this is too stupid. You can figure it out your damn selves. I fucking hate Rogers. I hope the entire marketing team goes straight to hell.

Fuck you Rogers.

2 comments:

o.kruetzmann@gmail.com said...

I completely agree.

At least the brunette is cute, even though she looks as vapid as water.

The people at ROGERS have it all wrong. They say they built Canada's largest network...but in truth, they purchased it moreso than anything.

Their company history page suggests the only hard work they've done is sign cheques for purchasing companies...that, and charging up the nose for their (former?) monopoly on cable in the East.

Anonymous said...

I came across this blog after typing "rogers commercials suck" in google.

I get increasingly violent each time i see a rogers advertisement. I swear to god i will murder one of these muppets if i ever see the in public.