Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Another MBS post...but NO! It's different!

Alright, another one. Jeez, if we can't debate on the morality of dogfucking, I don't know what to talk about. How about we turn this into a "Which Is Better?" post. We'll have two options, you choose your side. Alright? Now it's called a WIB post. Got that you fucking morons?

Sorry...that was mean. So the first topic will be thus:

Which is better?

A held-in big, solid, one-wipe poop VS. Pissing when you've held it for a long time


Clock Cleaner said...

Now this is a tough one. I think the piss is harder to contain and more stressful than the poop. On the other hand, after you're finished both, the poop feels better for longer. Why I pooped out one like that a while back and I couldn't stop thinking about how awesome it was for the rest of the day.

To me, the piss seems more like a relief situation. (EX. someone's hacked off your arm, it's bleeding a lot and you're sure you're gonna die. Then you get to the hospital and they stop the blood and tell you you'll live.) It's a crappy situation you shouldn't be in in the first place.

But the POOP, it's like a bonus situation. (EX. You get a christmas present. It's a dog! OH SHIT! a FLYING dog!!) You expect to wipe and sit in a stinky bathroom, but you don't have to. It's a bonus.

That's my reasoning for the poop.

Wally MS said...

Id have to say poop as well. You can piss anywhere, pooping requires a safe, clean indoor facility. Preferably a non-public place. Those are hard to come by. By that logic it is extremely more satifying to have a nice poop.

Nazi Synthesizer said...

Next time both of you poop, imagine me pulling out.