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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Sports Headline Writers Everywhere Rejoice


Aw man.

(Packers win coin toss in overtime)

How about..."Nice Try Eli" That's pretty good. It should be something with Favre, assuming they win here. Maybe "Brett's Back." That's pretty good. Let's go with that.

(Favre throws interception)

Dammit...alright, what else we got? The Giants should win here now. Alright, how about "Eli Leads Giants"...that's not really creative. At all.

(Tynes kicks winning field goal)

Well, now it's for sure something about the Giants. Don't want to say anything bad about poor old Brett Favre. Faggot.

Something with Lawrence Tynes after he missed those first two. "Redemption for Lawrence" Nah thats really bad.

Whoa hold on. I got it. Tynes missed two possible game winners. He hit the third one. So? "Third Time's The Charm" Genius hey? What do you think Bob? Isn't it great?

Bob Cobb: You should change "Time's" to "Tynes." "Third Tynes The Charm"

GOOD GOD BOB COBB. That is the headline of the century right there. No one can top that. Ever. Just looking at you is making me love you, Bob. May I enter you?

Bob: You may.

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