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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

I Got A Hate-on For These Commercials

All-Bran: All-Bran had a good idea. When they came out with that "These All-Bran snacks taste really good," that was funny. I really liked that commercial.

As usual, once companies get a hold on something good, they beat it into the fucking ground. They had a guy going around the office saying that phrase and people spit water all over him, and NOW they have a guy eating cereal in a meeting saying the phrase. Don't these companies get it? IT'S NOT FUNNY. It's just like those Capital One "Hands in my pocket" commercials. If someone tells you a funny joke, you'll laugh. If they tell you the joke tomorrow, you might chuckle. If they tell you that joke 3 times a day for a week, you'll kick them in the junk.

If you want your company and commercial to be memorable, don't air it every second commercial. Make it a rare occurence, so people will be able to actually remember it for being funny and clever, not for being shoved down their throats.

Maltesers: Maltesers commercials are stupid. The one with the couple watching a movie is the worst. The girl asks for a piece of the candy the way a porn star asks for an eggplant up her vagina. Then the guy gives her a Maltesers by sucking through the straw and holding the candy on the straw before dropping into her mouth. It ends with the two of them giggling like retards for some unknown reason. Apparently eating candy makes you laugh or something. The goal, I guess is to show that the candy is light. Yeah, good job Maltesers, I really want to buy your fucking candy because it's light. Idiots.

15 comments:

The Manute Bol Experience said...

I completely agree about All-Bran. I was actually going to comment on it but I didn't think I had enough material. The first one was hysterical though, I thought. That Asian guy always cracked me up.

Nazi Synthesizer said...

The Maltesers one is perfect. I mean..okay, if you did that with some chick...its good for a slight chuckle. But their laugh afterwards was just fucking unnatural. And the look on the guy's face after is like he just got his dick sucked on the first date.

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Clock Cleaner said...

Dammit...it's Carl? Well, I'm embarrassed. I've been calling him Chris.

Nazi Synthesizer said...

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Wally MS said...

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Clock Cleaner said...

You said she was your new contributor, which I take to mean "contributor on the blog."

Since I couldn't find her in the 3 newest posts I looked at over on your fupa of a blog, I'm just going to assume you don't know what "contributor" means.

Anyway...good for you. Now if you can convince the mailbox to be your friend(I hear he's picky!), then you'll have doubled your friend count! Hooray for Marc!

Nazi Synthesizer said...

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Wally MS said...

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