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Monday, October 1, 2007

The Patriots Offensive Woes Continue


38-14

38-14

38-7

34-13


Notice a trend?

A once mighty Patriots offence has experienced a significant drop off in points scored.

Not only have the Patriots decreased their total point output, but the injuries keep adding up in a vastly depleted WR corps.

Their score of 34-13 this week is reflection of just how bad things have regressed in New England, when the once mighty Patriots look be coming back to Earth. When I asked how he felt about only winning 34-13 against the Bengals, one seemingly die-hard fan replied: "What the hell are you talking about ONLY winning 34-13? We fucking kicked their ass!" Insulted, I kicked him in the groin, elbowed him in the back of the head, then ran away.

With Kelley Washington out of the lineup AGAIN, the Patriots were forced to abandon their 5 Wide sets and insert a tight end into the mix. The Bengals capitalized on this by only allowing a first down every couple of plays, rather than every play.
The Patriots play the Browns next, and better get their offence back on track if they want to score 38 points or more. Potential problems they might run to include length of game and how fast a football is physically able to travel.

1 comments:

St. Chris Simon said...

I predict the Pats lose to the Browns. Mark it. Derek Anderson is not to be messed with.